Celebrity Memoir Book Club

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Comedy #140

New York comedians Claire Parker and Ashley Hamilton are reading celebrity memoirs so you don't have to.

Recent Episodes
  • Kelly Oxford is Perfect and Lying
    Jun 3, 2025 – 01:25:45
  • Nora Ephron Remembers Nothing Except Feeling Bad About Her Neck
    May 27, 2025 – 01:42:13
  • Hilaria Baldwin Doesn't Have a Manual
    May 20, 2025 – 01:53:38
  • Tina Knowles is the Matriarch
    May 13, 2025 – 01:45:33
  • Pope Francis is Pope Hope
    May 6, 2025 – 01:19:25
  • Tommy Fury Knows Lighting Can Strike Twice
    Apr 29, 2025 – 01:26:28
  • Mark Hoppus is Fahrenheit 182
    Apr 22, 2025 – 01:27:58
  • Katie Price: This is Her
    Apr 15, 2025 – 01:26:52
  • Diane Guerrero Is in the Country We Love
    Apr 8, 2025 – 01:15:39
  • Jay Shetty Thinks Like a Monk
    Apr 1, 2025 – 02:01:50
  • Sutton Foster is Hooked
    Mar 25, 2025 – 01:39:21
  • Sarah Hoover Drops the Motherlode
    Mar 18, 2025 – 02:12:54
  • Carole Radziwill is What Remains
    Mar 11, 2025 – 01:41:31
  • Avan Jogia Performs an Autopsy
    Mar 4, 2025 – 01:52:11
  • Parker Posey Is on an Airplane
    Feb 25, 2025 – 01:21:05
  • Alicia Keys is More Herself
    Feb 18, 2025 – 01:43:13
  • Patti Smith was Just Kids
    Feb 11, 2025 – 01:27:45
  • Whoopi Goldberg in Bits and Pieces
    Feb 4, 2025 – 01:17:11
  • Alan Cumming is Not His Father’s Son
    Jan 28, 2025 – 01:22:05
  • Shari Franke Survived the House of Her Mother
    Jan 21, 2025 – 01:55:42
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt is Inheriting Magic
    Jan 14, 2025 – 01:28:48
  • Stanley Tucci Talks Taste
    Dec 24, 2024 – 01:21:52
  • Kathleen Hanna is Rebel Girl
    Dec 17, 2024 – 01:44:14
  • Matt Rife, Your Mom’s Gonna Love Him
    Dec 10, 2024 – 01:37:28
  • Connie Chung is Connie
    Dec 3, 2024 – 01:27:31
  • Keke Palmer is the Master of Me
    Nov 26, 2024 – 01:15:37
  • Cher is Cher (The Memoir, Part 1)
    Nov 19, 2024 – 01:34:33
  • Lisa Marie Presley and Riley Keough Go From Here to the Great Unknown
    Nov 12, 2024 – 01:43:53
  • Al Pacino is Sonny Boy
    Nov 5, 2024 – 01:37:48
  • Eve is That Girl
    Oct 29, 2024 – 01:20:43
  • Bethany Joy Lenz Was Dinner for Vampires
    Oct 22, 2024 – 02:01:27
  • Ina Garten Was Ready When Luck Happened
    Oct 15, 2024 – 01:25:51
  • Law Roach Explains How to Build a Fashion Icon
    Oct 8, 2024 – 01:37:52
  • Wilmer Valderrama Tells an American Story
    Oct 1, 2024 – 01:23:03
  • Kelly Bishop is the Third Gilmore Girl
    Sep 24, 2024 – 01:23:48
  • JoJo Levesque is Over the Influence
    Sep 17, 2024 – 01:50:46
  • Sally Field is In Pieces
    Sep 10, 2024 – 01:53:08
  • Dolly Alderton Explains Everything She Knows About Love
    Sep 3, 2024 – 01:58:26
  • Demi Moore is Inside Out
    Aug 27, 2024 – 01:46:43
  • Terri Irwin Tells the Story of Her and Steve
    Aug 20, 2024 – 01:23:25
  • Anna Marie Tendler Knows Men Have Called Her Crazy
    Aug 13, 2024 – 01:48:59
  • Michael Phelps Goes Beneath the Surface
    Aug 6, 2024 – 01:21:40
  • Simone Biles Has the Courage to Soar
    Jul 30, 2024 – 01:18:44
  • Andy Cohen is The Most Talkative
    Jul 23, 2024 – 01:23:12
  • Tash Oakley is Excessively Obsessed
    Jul 16, 2024 – 01:29:46
  • Tori Spelling is Spelling it Like it Is
    Jul 9, 2024 – 01:37:03
  • Tori Spelling, Live from Mommywood
    Jul 2, 2024 – 01:46:12
  • Yvie Oddly is All About Yvie: Into the Oddity
    Jun 18, 2024 – 02:02:32
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    Jun 11, 2024 – 01:23:06
  • Kathy Griffin Wrote the Official Book Club Selection
    Jun 4, 2024 – 01:28:19
Recent Reviews
  • Lynleigh Kaye
    My fav podcast
    I talk back to them as if I’m in the room with them <3
  • kaitfishing
    So good!!!
    Such a great concept, very well done. I listened to a different celebrity memoir podcast and they took everything so literally and seriously and it was soooooo boring. My girls keep it fun and interesting always and also are just so relatable and silly. Many years in and it is still my favorite podcast <3
  • PeachesClyde
    Love these women
    There is an amazing amount of research and information in every episode. Great podcasts. And I love the ad you took from the ACLU. Good for you!!!
  • CupcakeKitty022
    Part of the Weekly Podcast Circut
    I love this podcast!! It has made it into my weekly podcast circuit. I have two that I listen to religiously and this is one of them! I have others I try to keep up on but this is my favorite to listen to while I drive to work & upkeep work files. 🫶🏻🫶🏻 thank you for reading those memoirs so we can absorb the summarized info! 🩷
  • Metallicut
    Could be much better
    There is potential since the hosts are not unintelligent, however it’s painful to listen to Ashley “yes, and” her way through every entire episode as if she’s fighting for her life while Claire “no, ME”s the whole way.
  • Ninjae11
    Fantastic!
    I’ve been listening to your podcast since the very beginning and your unapologetic snarkiness keeps me coming back every Tuesday! You two have pulled me through some dark times. Listening to your show finally made me laugh! What a blast it must be to read books, do research, and then hang out with your best friend to discuss it, press Record, and say whatever the heck you want ⭐️AS YOUR JOB⭐️! As a Gen X Lit major, I stand in envious awe! It’s so fabulous that you guys are parlaying this so well! I’ve always meant to write after so many episodes but never did until today. Your Pope Francis episode was stellar! I love how open your generation is to standing up for peace and coming together for the good of all humankind. Thank you for your wonderful show. Good for you! -JMS
  • ktshan
    Delusional that we’d be besties
    Just started listening and have blown through so many episodes - love all of it! Just the right amount of personal dialogue (also I did become a Patreon member so there’s more there which is also totally fine and great) and maybe it’s because we’re all the same age I feel like Claire and Ashley are people I’d be friends with. Funny and thoughtful and giving empathy and grace while also offering snark when needed. 10/10.
  • Corporategirlienotbychoice
    Favorites
    I have learned about some “celebrities” that I’ve never heard of by listening to this podcast. These girls are hilarious and I appreciate their hard work reading the books so we don’t have to. Although their recent read of the Pope’s memoir has inspired me to go read it. Thanks girlies!!
  • PodcastFanQueen
    Judgey Much?
    Someone recommended this podcast to me, and I listened to 2 episodes before I was like - this is unbearable. It’s 2025- aren’t we past sl*t shaming? And how you gonna call other women pick me’s, when you’re the ultimate NLOG? game recognize game, so I guess it takes one to know one. Be better.
  • J-K-S
    You read them so I don’t have to
    Makes sense and fun of ridiculous or boring memoirs. Who knew there were so many?
  • Pottymouthbarbie
    I’ve officially heard all the CMBC Episodes
    And I can say it’s 10/10 or a 5/5. It’s equal party yapping with the girls and thoughtful analysis of memoirs across the spectrum of fame.
  • starbuck_007
    Hateful host
    Host extremely rude to Patreon customers who have a dissenting opinion or ask follow-up questions to statements made
  • beaglelover720
    The hosts with the most
    I’ve been listening to CMBC and a handful of other comedy podcasts since the pandemic and as things have gotten crazier in this world, CMBC has called attention to important humanitarian and social issues. They also almost always make me laugh!! Thank you ladies for the work you do
  • Sillygirl10101
    Long time listener
    I’ve been listening to CMBC on and off for a few years maybe less and have never had access to Apple Podcasts to leave a review until now. I rly wasn’t going to until I saw some of the idiotic reviews complaining about nonsense issues and I’m here to say this podcast is entertaining and funny. Don’t expect them to be experts on every celebrity bc they are comedians. If you’re going to complain abt their voices u might just hate women idk. I don’t agree with absolutely everything they say but you shouldn’t consume media expecting to completely align with everything you see. It’s entertainment and they do a good job!
  • oligies fan
    My new favorite podcast
    I absolutely love this podcast! I love forward to it every week. It makes me feel like I’m an avid reader of memoirs without all the work. I love being a lil wormy!
  • ilovebug&milk
    Smart & funny
    This podcast is amazing and their Patreon is even better!
  • Jubessubi
    It's good
    So good that even the episodes summarizing the memoirs of minor/unknown celebs, or totally uninteresting people, are still so funny, and engaging.
  • Isfjkatie
    Grateful for this Show
    I started listening to this podcast while I was on maternity leave. I think it’s a brilliant concept for a podcast- there’s plenty of material to work with, there’s probably a celebrity you care about that they discuss, and you can jump in and out without needing to follow a narrative. I’m honestly so grateful to have this podcast while I took walks while pregnant, take care of my baby by myself during the day, and doing chores around the house. I was incredibly moved that they covered Diane Guerrero and chose such a timely book. I appreciate that they used their platform to highlight an issue that affects millions of people and has only accelerated in the past few months. I normally don’t bother leaving a review, but I had to show my appreciation for how they are using their platform.
  • A lil wormy
    Love it! ❤️🐛
    Fun stuff! Ashley brings the fire with great recs (Diabolical Lies is awesome!) and Claire…summos are good too. Keep up the good work!
  • LB4747
    They crack me up; I’m a convert
    When I first listened to Clair and Ashley it was when the podcast was almost brand new-I was a little put off; at the time I didn’t get their deadpan humor. I have started listening again, and they are so, so funny. I highly recommend listening. Clair and Ashley, I really appreciate you cheering me up during some dark political times!
  • Eniledam13
    #1 Bug Fan
    The Tori Spelling episodes are incredible. In fact, I’m going to go listen to them again now.
  • bonbonbon36
    Love it all
    If, like me, your bestie lives far away and you need some good girl chat, this podcast scratches the itch of gabbing with your gals in a perfect way
  • elle witko
    you have fun listening. even more, you went them to be your friends.
    I discovered this duo through tik tok, then i heard, via the who? weekly patreon, good things, & gave this podcast a whirl. what a good decision! this pod is addicting. their smart, snappy, intuitive takes are so refreshing. after listening to their backlog I gladly subscribed to their patreon. i’ve actually turned friends on to it who don’t care for celebrity news because these two talking about current events and media is worth the subscription, & i’ve yet to be proven wrong! it feels like your cool sisters friend is talking, you don’t wanna miss a beat. in the best way; you just wanna hang on every word.
  • KellyBellyBingBong69
    Bug Told Me to Write This!
    Two best friends/comedians discussing memoirs that maybe should have never been written? Sign me up!!
  • Allieventure
    No
    Man, these girls REALLY hate Jay Shetty.
  • hannah13m
    5 stars
    My fav pod for a long run
  • literaryfairy
    So good
    Currently binging every episode
  • LRS1880
    Wait for it all week
    I don’t honestly know why I love this podcast so much but I do. One of the highlights of my week. I love the snark, I love the sarcasm, it’s just the best
  • KellyBro21
    Fantastic pod
    Love love love the Jay Shetty episode! Thank you for calling him out, what a ginormous pile of rubbish!Excellent work ladies!!
  • cmdm
    i love both of them…
    i especially like it when they really hate the book they’re talking about…when they get really mad…that’s the best!
  • Peace Luv Save the whales
    The BEST
    My fav podcast. The Patreon is even better. I wish I could have these two in my ears all the time.
  • Earth_2_MarsLander
    Used to be a huge fan
    This podcast and Patreon used to be the highlight of my week but over the last 6 months or so I’ve found their ignorance more and more difficult to listen to.
  • Nataloshhh
    Can’t get enough of CMBC
    I have been listening to this podcast for years (it is the only podcast I can truly say I’m loyal to), and it just never gets old. Claire and Ashley are so so funny and so smart and I’ve seen such an amazing development in their commentary which is so cool to experience. Can’t wait to see these gals live, I feel like they are already my friends (literally the closest experience I’ve had to a parasocial relationship haha). You have me loling when I least expect it. Celebrities better never stop writing memoirs please because I need this podcast!!!!!!!
  • Danifoofoo
    Here for it
    This podcast has everything I’ve been looking for: stories that distract me from the persistent horrors & two people I feel like I’d want to be friends with. Keep it going, I’m hooked.
  • EllenAndrews
    Keeps getting better
    This podcast has always been great but Claire and Ashley just keep getting smarter and funnier through the years. I’m so proud of these two and what they’ve built.
  • Nshwhxyc
    Yikes
    Major mean girl energy
  • AshFace6
    Like reading, but easier!
    I love the girls’ take on the good the bad and the ugly of memoirs.
  • MissPup
    Makes your tail wag
    My favorite podcast! Interesting and funny, and very well balanced banter between friends. It really feels like you’re hanging with your favorite friends— goofy but not dumb. Absolutely love hearing about the internal life of Bug, a Lady of Many Charms and Skills.
  • bcanf
    I’ve been wrong
    I originally discovered them on TikTok after watching a clip that I disagreed with. So naturally I decided to “hate listen” to the whole episode. Turns out I was wrong. I’m obsessed with this podcast now and honestly grateful that I discovered them later in the game because now I have a whole backlog of episodes to binge.
  • purrlp
    Converted my husband
    I’ve been listening for years and at first my husband wasn’t into it but now he loves to listen too… at first he thought there were 4 hosts? Maybe because Claire and Ashley talk so fast? Idk but we’re big fans 😂 So funny and relatable.
  • Girlboss21x
    Memoir reviews from haters
    I wonder if these women have ever experienced joy in their life. Half the episodes are just bad/hater energy lol but whatever. Some are alright!
  • Djsmileyfacee
    Fave podcast
    I listen even if I don’t care about the celebrity it’s just so fun to listen to.
  • parkermp
    Love!
    Great podcast! Funny, entertaining, and like hanging out with your friends gossiping about celebs.
  • Emilyschmemily23
    Nothing better
    Their podcast always hits 🫶
  • Merlotsmama
    10/10 would reccomend
    I love this podcast so much! Claire and Ashley are hilarious and every time I listen, whether or not I care about the celebrity, it is like I am meeting up with my best friends. Keep doing amazing work—thank you for being you!
  • hellofresh14237733
    Disappointed
    These girls hate a person who mentions ADHD. I like a lot of episodes but definitely hurtful the way they talk about adhd.
  • Zoe227$
    Annoying
    Annoying both of them I just can’t unsubscribed!
  • Toastnwaffles
    Favorite podcast
    Love this podcast and their Patreon! Claire and Ashy are fun and thought provoking.
  • emannl
    Fab
    My favorite podcast. I’ve been listening for almost four years and have yet to get bored of it. Really good Patreon content as well!
  • G.G./good game
    Wahoo!
    What a delight
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